ive gone crazy

ok.so.
lets make up a story.

so I went to walmart right
and there was this guy.
just
just standing by the bananas with a notebook.
so i walked over too him
and i asked him.
why?
he said to me.
there aint to rest for the wicked and money dont grow on trees.
he had bad breath so I walked away.

i went shopping for some new panties, size 17 of course, i'm not fat. i just like to feel roomie.
and ya never know when you need a tent in hurry.
or are dealing with a bull.
so i bought the red ones.

walked outside and i fired my weapon.

ran to starbucks, cuz i also bought some new nikes so i felt the need to act out my own commercial.

i found out later.. no one recorded it..
cap was on the whole time..
dumbasses!

got me some mochofrodo soy latte with extra whip cream and a side of cute cashier ;) hey hey
dont hate the player hate the game, my friend..

after that little mingle.. ive learned to never.. well.. you know ;) around hot coffee.. wooo is that gonna scar.. poor little pecker.

annnyyygay.

dropped off my laundry. well.. it wasnt mine. i just found some dirty clothes in the street and thought it be amusing to throw them in some random dryer and leave.

hey.. i put a quarter in..
not my fault they want 2! damn Obama! we cant even afford to wash our clothes anymore..

well i can, cuz im not poor.. but think of the children!
think of the hobos!
think of the ganstasss with gold teeth but no health insurance!
what is this world coming tooo!
jesus christ
are ya here?
are ya in the building?
lets have a miracle tonight ladiesss and gentle men!
let me here ya saay its ladiesss and gentle men!
let me .. here you .. say it!!!